The workout

So I have been doing this workout at a local health club. This workout is a group effort and you actually have to pay on top of your monthly membership dues. So there is some investment that you are making and you dont want anything to throw you off or distract you from your true purpose. That purpose would be to get rid of this disgusting butt and bulging tummy and get in some sort of shape. Well, the class started out with just 4 women. Two of them were really cool. Then there was this other woman. To protect the guilty, we will call her J. She is awful. She started out talking the first day and has not shut up since. This is coming from me, a perpetual talker. Her boyfriend is a trainer there and she thinks she knows everything about everything. She knows everything about fitness and nutrition and working out. This is rather strange since she is not what you would call a small woman. She constantly tries to wow our trainer with her knowledge. Bless his heart. He tries to be patient and go along with her but I can see he is irritated too. If I was running the class I would have snapped her with my sweat towel a long time ago. Picture this: we are on an 8 to 10% incline going at a 3.0 speed. We have been doing this for two minutes and he is getting ready to tell us to drop our incline and our speed. Right as he is about to say something, J. interupts and starts talking about how your fat leaves your body by way of your urine. She knows this for a fact because she heard about it on Dr. Phil. I wonder how much knowledge she can spout with my foot up her ass? I am over it. The thing that gets me is that I am actually paying to be this annoyed. She has got to go. I will figure out a way. Either she goes or I want my friggin money back. i can get this annoyed at work and they actually pay ME.
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