So it finally happened. After working together for almost 7 years I finally burped in front of my boss. It was a total accident. It was one of those your just minding your own business and out it comes unexpectedly burps. I was mortified. It's not that I think he believes I don't do anything gross like pass gas or poop but this opened the door to him actually having to think about it at all. It's kind of like the first time you cuss in front of your parents or pass gas in front of your mate. There is no going back now. But rest assured, if I do accidentally pass gas in front of him, I'm out of there. There are just some things you don't recover from.
On a totally unrelated note, I had a dream last night about the Geico gecko. I have no idea what it was about or anything but I do remember that cute little cockney accent of his. I just love his commercials.
So the crack pot is back at Lifetime. She finally came back but I don't think she is in our class anymore. It was weird. She had the workout sheet but she got on a row of treadmills directly in front of us and sort of did her own thing. She didn't use the weights or the resistance bands and completely ignored the trainer. She didn't make one peep or anything. So I had to think of other ways that she annoyed me. The main one was that she was sweating like crazy but refused to take her warmup jacket off. She had it on the whole time and she had to be burning up. I am so over her. If you aren't going to participate in the group, honey, take your butt to some treadmills on the other side of the club. I am over you.
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